You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!

If you cry, I cry…if you laugh, I laugh…if you are happy, I am too…if you are sad, I am too…and if you are horny, call me.

sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) and like SAMSUNG (everybody is invited)

Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.

I walk alone trough life’s dark night, You are my candle, my shining light!

No matter where you are, whenever the wind blows, it will always wisper the name of yours in my heart.. I love you!

All I needed was the love you gave
All I needed for another day
All I ever knew
Only you *