You are never too blond to learn !!!
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
Have you seen my heart?… I wanted to give it to you, but you have already stolen it away..
No SMINT – no KISS, no kiss – no LOVE, no LOVE – no SEX, no sex – no BABY, no baby – no PROBLEM. NO SMINT – NO PROBLEM!:)
We will now update your brain… searching.. searching… still searching… sorry, no brain found!…:)
The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you soon! O=Obviously miss you.. SO Hello!
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? …. When she starts with “My husband said…”
Of course… If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? “Of course, why would Friday be an exception?”