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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?”

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I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B – L – O – N – T

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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one.

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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

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My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…

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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ………………

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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

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