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This is your boss: “You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds.”

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You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body … o, sorry, wrong number..

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Love is a smiling and shining face, Love is as big as outer space, Love is the wide and clear blue sky, Love is a feeling that makes you cry..

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For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world…

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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? …………….. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

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There are three girls in the sixth grade … A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ………… The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!

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Can I have your picture? ……… I save natural disasters

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Do you think I can live for another fourty years? … Do you drink? … No! … Do you smoke? … No! … Do you visit the whores? … No! ……. Why do you want to live another fourty years?

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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

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