This is your boss: “You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds.”
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body … o, sorry, wrong number..
Love is a smiling and shining face, Love is as big as outer space, Love is the wide and clear blue sky, Love is a feeling that makes you cry..
For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world…
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? …………….. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
There are three girls in the sixth grade … A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ………… The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
Can I have your picture? ……… I save natural disasters
Do you think I can live for another fourty years? … Do you drink? … No! … Do you smoke? … No! … Do you visit the whores? … No! ……. Why do you want to live another fourty years?
There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.