No one ever died because of hard labor, but I think:”why would I take the risk?”
Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car!!
I am in seventh heaven; the other six do not want me.
I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n. – One who disagrees with you.
SMAK … A mobile kiss… Keep your mobile close to your ear!
LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.